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Naming Faux Pas
As a professional name developer, I am often amused by the decisions companies make when naming products. Here are just a few of the naming faux pas I have observed.
1. Poor Visual Communication – Naming is an emotional decision and you often get caught up amongst the trees instead of seeing the whole forest. Sometimes you just need some perspective before you commit to a name. Of course using a professional name developer helps provide that outside perspective! But sometimes all you need to do is take a step back and ask yourself, “What is wrong with this name?”
As an example, the owners of this business probably think they have a terrific name for their consignment store: “Kids Exchange.” It isn’t a bad name, but I bet they get a lot of jokes about people wanting to swap their kids for some other kids. But the “What Were They Thinking?” award goes to the owner who approved their logo/signage. This picture is worth a thousand words!

Why didn’t they put a space between the words “Kids” and “Exchange”? Proper capitalization would have been helpful as well. Not sure why this is a problem? Look at it a bit more closely. These 12 letters could just as easily spell…Kid Sex Change. It’s obvious that not only the name, but also the logo and signage could have benefited from professional help.
2. Poor Audio Communication – Sometimes I wonder if companies make decisions based on how something looks on a piece of paper, versus how it sounds. A classic example is AcipHex, an excellent medicine for relief of acid reflux symptoms such as heartburn. By its nature, AcipHex is a classic pharmaceutical name…it uses the “Aci-“ from acid (the problem), the “pH” represents the change in stomach pH by using this product (the solution), and the “-ex” is a classic pharmaceutical drug suffix. Text book naming for an Rx drug!

Now pronounce the name. Yes, it really does sound like “ass effects.” I used to work in the heartburn category, and I cannot tell you how many times people asked me whether that really was the name of the drug because they thought I was kidding.
The website mentions the following potential side effects:
“In adolescents, the most common side effects with ACIPHEX include headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain. In adults, the most common side effects with ACIPHEX include pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation.”
So I guess there could be “ass effects” after all, huh? No false advertising there.
3. Failure to Check International Communication – Assitalia is one of the biggest insurance companies in Italy. I am sure the company developed its name without thinking about international considerations. In Italy, the name is probably fine. But if they ever wanted to expand to an English-speaking country…well, let’s just say there might be a problem.
Most of my naming clients will conduct international name verification to ensure that the names I develop have no problematic connotations in the major foreign languages. Clearly, Assitalia never thought of that!

4. Failure to Properly Check Common Law Usage – Checking with a trademark attorney is critically important, and most people do this before they start using a name (or they pay a steep price to change things if a conflict occurs). But sometimes people fail to conduct a deep dive into common law usage to see how their proposed name is being used outside of the trademark system.
My favorite “What Were They Thinking” observation in this area comes from the UK. Directgov, the sector of the government in charge of educating the public about the government, launched a site to explain Britain’s government to small children. It was called "Buster's World," and it featured a cute dog named Buster who leads the site's patrons through a plethora of games, videos, and cartoons with the goal of giving children a basic understanding of how the British government works. Unfortunately, when the words "Buster's World" were entered into a search engine, the top result was not a friendly dog educating you about the government, but rather a gay porn site. Needless to say, Directgov has since changed the name of their website.
Obviously, hiring a professional naming service would have nipped most of these problems in the bud.
Anyone have stories about similar “Naming Faux Pas?”
Is It Smart To Throw Rocks At Yourself?
HEY EVERYBODY! Our Pizza Tastes Like Cardboard!
Trash Talking Your Own Product
Um…well…yes it does actually, and your sauce tastes like ketchup. That’s why I haven’t eaten your pizza since my daughter's 10th birthday when it snowed 3 feet and you were the only place open.
The new Domino's Pizza ad campaign explains that they listened to consumer feedback and completely redesigned their pizza based on that information. The video clip shows some focus group feedback that is pretty painful. The obvious question is…what took you so long? The pizza had been lousy for years and I am sure focus groups (if you did them) have been telling you that for years!
Nevertheless, the ad begs the question…is it smart to throw rocks at yourself? Competitors have been throwing rocks at Domino's for years…why reinforce that negative image?
The big risk is that your current consumer base obviously likes your pizza, so why radically change it? If you check out some consumer feedback about the new pizza, you will see that many fans of Domino's are not happy by the spicier sauce and garlicky crust.
Will the ads create a ton of interest in trying the "new" pizza? Obviously that is the hope of Domino's. And I am sure some marketing geek has produced a model that shows the benefits outweigh the potential downside.
In this case, I think it is a pretty good move. You cannot stay stagnant in this environment, and Domino's has to continue to grow. You must improve your base product because you can only introduce things like "Breadbowl Pasta" once in a while. I think the general response from non-users of Domino's will be "the pizza can't be any worse that it was." But will it get them to try it?
Is it smart to throw rocks at yourself?
Stephen Colbert's take on this topic! http://bit.ly/7pIn8A
What Happens When A Few Lights Go Out?
This falls into the category of "you can't think of everything when naming…can you?"

Something that will crack me up and usually leave others staring at me is what store signage can spell when the bulbs in some of the letters in the names have burnt out. My personal favorite is from a Lone Star Steakhouse and Saloon where somehow the only letters that remained from “Steakhouse and Saloon” were “HO SALOON.” No comments please from people who work at Lone Star as I am not implicating anyone; just thought it was funny!
I’m not saying that you need to evaluate all possible scenarios for burnt out letters in your storefront name—but let’s just say that you might want to keep a large supply of extra light bulbs on hand and check your exterior signage frequently!
Lessons in Branding From Anti Monkey Butt Powder
A few weeks ago I posted a Twitter Poll (Follow me @NameFlash) to gather opinions on Anti Monkey Butt Powder…Good Name or Bad Name? The results indicated that about 70% of people thought Anti Monkey Butt Powder was a bad name.
However, the real learning came from the comments I received about the post. The people who thought it was a bad name were making fun of the name and talking about how they would never buy such a product. The people who thought it was a good name were people who suffered from what might be described as a “chafed butt” due to extended horseback riding, motorcycle riding, or truck driving. Some of the people who responders were actual consumers of the product and were very defensive about the name—they thought it was perfect!
So what is the lesson on branding? I think the owners of Anti Monkey Butt Powder did a terrific job of connecting with their target market—the problem of having a “chafed butt” is not one that everyone has, but if you do have it, you understand what Anti Monkey Butt Powder is designed to do. If you don’t have this problem, then it really doesn’t matter what you think about the name, because you will never buy this product.
I chose Anti Monkey Butt Powder for the Good Name Bad Name poll because I thought it was a fascinating name, and when the passionate responses came in from people who identified with the product, I came to love the name even more!
Naming Confusion
So the owners of this store probably think they have a terrific name for their business: “Kids Exchange.” Well I beg to differ. First of all, what is a kids exchange, anyway? What do you do here? Swap your kids out when you get tired of them or turn them in for cash like those gold-buying places that seem to be cropping up everywhere? A naming professional could have helped prevent this confusion.
However, this picture goes one step further—why did they not put a space between the words “Kids” and “Exchange”? Proper capitalization would have been helpful as well. Not sure why this is a problem? Look at it a bit more closely…there it is. These 12 letters could just as easily spell…Kid Sex Change. I don’t think that’s what the store is about, but who am I to judge? Either way, it’s obvious that not only the name, but also the logo and signage could have benefited from professional help.
You Should Always Check International Communication of Your Name, or Risk This!
The photo below pretty much says it all.

Assitalia is one of the biggest insurance companies in Italy. I am sure the company developed its name without thinking about international considerations. In Italy, the name is probably fine. But if they ever wanted to expand to an English speaking country…well, let’s just say there might be a problem.
Most companies for which I develop names for insist that I do some sort of name verification to ensure that the names I develop have no problematic connotations in the major foreign languages. Clearly, Assitalia never thought of that!
Is Xmas A Suitable Name for Christmas?
During this time of year you see a lot of use of Xmas as a substitute for Christmas. Now I will stay out of the religious debate that claims Xmas is the work of the devil because it essentially “X”s out Christ. While there are some references that indicate X was a substitute for Christ as far back as the 15th century, there does not appear to be any evil intent. Words such as Xian for Christian and Xmas for Christmas were commonly used as abbreviations to cut down the printing cost. Most derivations of Xmas come from “X representing the Greek letter Chi” the first letter in Χριστός (Christos) “Christ.”
Nevertheless, why do we use Xmas?
Are we lazy? Is it really too much trouble to spell out Christmas? When you talk you say “Christmas” not “Xmas.”
Has Xmas crept into common usage to the point where it will eventually substitute for Christmas everywhere except the Oxford English Dictionary? Will Christmas be like “Ye” or “Olde” and used only when referring to something ancient?
Do we need something shorter for our Twitter updates?
Most style guides will say that Xmas is unacceptable for all except the most informal uses.
I guess that means you can still Twitter Xmas!
The Single Most Important Marketing Effort For Your Product
In the spring of 1971, a new marketing idea was hatched. Today, over 38 years later, the idea is still the most important thing you can do to achieve marketing success.
In an ad in the April 7, 1971 New York Times, David Ogilvy outlined his 38 points for creating “advertising that sells.” He called the #1 item on the list “the most important decision.” He went on to say that “the results of your campaign depend less on how we write your advertising than on how your product is positioned.”
His message was clear…you need to start with a clear positioning for your product. With a clear positioning, you can establish your marketing territory versus your competitors. Without a clear positioning, you will forever struggle to establish your marketing message.
How can an idea that was conceived almost 40 years ago still be relevant? David Shenk, in his book Data Smog: Surviving the Information Glut, estimated that a consumer was exposed to 560 advertising messages per day in 1971. Shenk estimated that number had grown to over 3000 per day by 1997.
But the world today is even more complex and consumers get exposed to more frequent messages on traditional vehicles like TV and radio (now we have :15, :10, and even :05 second advertising). Plus we have a whole new world of marketing messaging using modern tools like computers, cell phones, social networks, podcasts, etc.
So is it any wonder that the “positioning” message is more important today than it was 38 years ago? Consumers are bombarded with marketing messages. If your message is not framed by a crystal clear positioning, your message will fade into the background and all of your marketing efforts will fail.
What are the keys to developing your product’s positioning?
First of all, I highly recommend reading the “positioning Bible” which is the book Positioning: The Battle for Your Mind, written by Al Reis and Jack Trout. This is one of the best marketing books ever written, and I learned the craft of developing clear positioning statements by reading this book.
But to “cut to the chase,” the concept of a clear positioning is very simple. You need to own “one word” in the mind of a consumer, and you need to make sure that word is competitively viable and achievable in your marketing plan (i.e., your competitors cannot own it and you can afford to own it).
Here is an example. In a world of colas, 7-Up decided it wanted to be the “Un-Cola.” One word that drove its marketing messaging for years (and double digit sales gains I might add). It was simple, direct, and memorable. It was also appropriate for their product and easy to own without breaking the bank on marketing.
Think Mac versus PC. Mac owns “cool” and that defines their marketing effort.
So ask yourself, if you have an established product…what positioning do you already own, and what positioning do you want to own? If you are just starting to launch a product, what positioning do you want to own in the minds of consumers?
If you get the positioning right, the marketing will practically design itself!
- Mark Prus (mark.prus@nameflash.info), NameFlashSM (www.nameflash.info)
To Google® Or Not To Google®
Full disclosure…I own Google stock. I like their products and their potential. However, I am more than a bit concerned about how they use their names and trademarks.
Microsoft® names its products in a traditional fashion. Microsoft is the company; names like Windows, Silverlight, Bing are clearly the products. A very logical naming architecture that makes it clear where the company ends and the product begins.
Google is a company and a trademark for several goods and services. The Google trademark is perhaps best know for “Search engine services” (International Class 042) but Google can also be “Dissemination of advertising for others via the Internet” (IC 035) or “Telecommunication services” (IC 038) or “Financial services” (IC 036) or any of a number of different product or service ideas that carry the name Google.
Add other words to Google and you get more products and services…things like Google Checkout; Google Talk; Google Wave; the list goes on and on. And a trip through Google Labs made me wonder if there really is an overriding naming architecture for the Google Brand.
I think the heart of the issue is Google’s youth…let’s not forget that their IPO was only 5 years ago (August 19, 2004 if you are planning a celebration). Google appears to follow a primary rule of the Internet as stated on the Google website: “At Google, we believe in launching early and often.” Obviously the “put something out there and see if it works” strategy has been working for them. But to apply a similar philosophy to names is potentially a recipe for disaster.
Look at Microsoft and the fiasco known as Vista. The product was launched as Windows Vista, and quickly unraveled to the point where Microsoft had to get Windows 7 out the door quickly as a replacement. What failure did consumers have in their minds? Vista. Vista was known as a dog to be avoided at all costs. Not “Microsoft” or even “Microsoft Vista”. Vista.
What if Google had launched Vista? OK, it probably never would have happened but work with me here. Following their most obvious naming architecture, they probably would have called it Google Vista. And as it failed, the black eye would have extended to the Google Brand, which might have resulted in a lower Google stock price in the short term until people had a better experience with the Google name. Microsoft had collateral damage with Vista…Google Vista would have hit an artery.
The recent announcement that Google was going to begin advertising its Google Apps as a better alternative to Microsoft Office pushed me over the edge. In this blog there were several recent postings about “Verbing” brand names and the risks that are inherent in that effort. Google has “benefitted” by “Verbing” over the years in search (“Let’s Google It”). With their new ad campaign, Google found a way to weaken the trademarks of its company and products all in one swoop by telling people what “Going Google” means.
As a marketer, I love the idea of “Going Google” as much as I love owning “Let’s Google It.” However, I fear that from a naming and trademark perspective, this is not going to make any of the Google trademarks stronger and in fact runs the risk of weakening them. When you add in the blatant implication of monopoly (I suppose when you “Go Google” there is no turning back), I am worried even more. Remember, the Department of Justice investigated Google as a potential monopoly earlier this year.
I am not trying to bring down the Empire…far from it (again, remember I am a shareholder). But I would love to understand what Google is trying to do with its many names and trademarks. Is there a plan? Or is the Google Brand a victim of the “launch early and often” practice? That has clearly worked to date in building a big business. Is it Best Practice in naming? Will it continue to work in the future?
- Mark Prus (mark.prus@nameflash.info), NameFlashSM (www.nameflash.info)
How David Can Beat Goliath
How David Can Beat Goliath in Naming OTC Medicines
After 25+ years in the highly competitive world of OTC medicines, I’ve learned some things about naming products. One thing I’ve learned is you have to understand the “Goliaths” of the category and zig when they zag.
Many OTC categories are dominated by brands that have been building equity for 50+ years. Brands like TUMS® (75+ years) and Bayer® Aspirin (100+ years) are Goliaths because they are well positioned, satisfy consumer needs, and have had consistent marketing support. Should you study these historical successes? You bet. People buy these brands for a reason. Find it. Exploit it if you can with a name of your own.
Another Goliath is the constant influx of new Rx-To-OTC switches. Brands like Advil® (introduced 1984), Claritin® (1993) and Prilosec® OTC (2003) are “switch Goliaths” that turned categories upside down.
Sometimes the switch carries the prescription name into the OTC market (e.g., Claritin) and sometimes it does not (e.g., Advil for the generic ibuprofen). If the entire Rx franchise is switching (as in Claritin), then the Rx name is usable…and who would walk away from the years of Rx equity building by changing the name? Sometimes a portion of the Rx brand will remain Rx which means the OTC version must have a different name or carry a suffix to differentiate the OTC brand from the Rx brand (e.g., Prilosec® OTC). Sometimes a product is launched through a licensing deal where the manufacturer wants to retain the Rx name or perhaps the Rx name has “baggage” associated with it that the new company wants to avoid (as was the case for alli® instead of Xenical® the Rx name). The FDA will still have its say on the name, but the company has more flexibility to name the product.
“Switch Goliaths” have extremely deep pockets and intensely loyal customers. The switch brings new users into the category from the Rx franchise and they do not pass GO…they go straight to the ingredient/brand that they know and love. This process short circuits the decision-making process and really gives unfair advantage from a naming perspective.
A final Goliath is the huge investment that pharmaceutical companies make in the consumer marketplace for their Rx products. Prilosec® (the Rx product) outspent the entire OTC stomach remedy category by 2 to 1. These 900 pound Goliaths are dancing on a daily basis, and you’ve got to be aware of their dance steps lest you get squashed like a bug.
How can David beat Goliath? You really have to understand the market dynamics in your particular category and formulate a naming strategy based on what you learn.
If your category has strong historical brands, you can leverage this and make your new brand look like the next generation. The best example of this was the introduction of Advil, who used a timeline to show that first there was aspirin, then Tylenol®, and now there is Advil, Advanced Medicine for Pain™. A modern, contemporary name might be the ticket to success.
If you are competing against numerous Rx products in your category, you cannot out gun them, but you can emulate them. I once developed the name “Provia” for an OTC GI product. It sounded so much like a product with an Rx heritage that many consumers swore the product was already on the market and it was a terrific product because it used to be Rx. It was memorable because it had strong Rx cues.
OTC medicines are a difficult naming category with numerous Goliaths. You can win by remembering that “when underdogs choose not to play by Goliath’s rules, they win” according to political scientist Ivan Arreguín-Toft, who concluded that Davids beat Goliaths 71.5% of the time, as noted by Malcolm Gladwell in the New Yorker last month (http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2009/05/11/090511fa_fact_gladwell).
- Mark Prus (mark.prus@nameflash.info), NameFlashSM (www.nameflash.info)